That being said, the selection committee understands that Drivel Induced
Coma (DIC) is indeed one of the hazards of entering the contest, and
thus, accepts that you may have been (as one of the contestants found
when he woke up on the floor this morning after several hours in an
inexplicable coma) unable to press the send button on your submission
for several hours thereby delaying your submission.
The Drivel Awards selection committee employs the liberal use of
caffeine and chocolate in the attempt to mitigate some of the effects of
(DIC), and these are not considered performance enhancing drugs, but
simply necessary measures given the circumstances.
We wish you luck in your submission, and thank you for the neurological
risks you have taken to make this competition possible.
Selina Gasolina
2009 Drivel Awards Coordinator
