Wednesday, April 23, 2008

What the heck are French Nails?

    Anything like French Kissing, or French Fries?  Do they deep fry your hands and then give you nails that taste good to encourage you to neck with your own hands?  Is that why models always do that idiotic finger-sucking thing?

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

and to wear in my terrorist proof cubicle

A bullet-proof hoodie!
BBC NEWS | England | London | Bullet-proof hoodie to go on sale <http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7329892.stm>
No seriously. A little paranoid are we?