Hard to believe this one
<http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/product_page_stoller.html> is for real.
"My baby survived a freak hunting accident last fall
thanks to this amazing bullet proof stroller.. We all feared the worst
but my darling Trevor was unharmed. Highly recommended!"
Stacey Weaver, Texas
Gee, Stacey - maybe babies and guns don't mix? Or is Texas so gun crazy
on the right to arm bears that it extends to Trevor's Teddies?
I was thinking maybe the neighbour's toddler would like to join us out
in the bush this fall to help bag a deer for the freezer. So much for
that plan; the bullet proof stroller is SOLD OUT.